Five Shows That Would Be Better Than Brody Jenner's BroMance

So how do we feel about Brody Jenner? I don't know man. I don't find the dude all that offensive, but I also don't find him all that interesting. Also, he spent many years of his life being BFFs with Spencer Pratt.

I'm not really sure if that's a plus or minus.

Anyway, I've been watching Brody Jenner's BroMance (duh) and it's much like Brody himself: inoffensive and uninteresting. The only thing on the show that really makes my eyes roll out of my head is how important and famous and totally the best guy ever everyone tries to make Brody seem.

Alright guys. He's rich, sure. He probably had sex with Lauren Conrad, sure. He's good looking, I know. But- he was a middling character on a half hour reality show. That's it. He's less famous than Audrina. So when one of the contestants claimed "Brody's the man. Every girl wants him and every guy wants to be him", I nearly spit my Hannah Montana Hot Chocolate all over my TV. No. No no no no no.

So what shows would I rather watch?

-Lo Bosworth's LoMance















The only character from The Hills I really like enough to watch in a spinoff is Lo. She's snarky, she's hot, and she knows she's above most bull shit.
The show could basically be me and Lo hanging out and talking shit about people. And then I win a condo.

-George Clooney's ClooMance








Instead of some douche bag trust funder with no real skills, wouldn't viewers prefer to watch the actual man all women want and all men want to be? I think so.

-Jay Leno's LeNoMance











Let's imagine that Kevin Eubanks one day leaves Jay in a Spencarian display of drama. What would Jay need to do? It could definitely involve picking up chicks with some dudes and eliminating them in a hot tub. And NBC could air it in the 9pm timeslot, for all Jay, all the time.


-Joey Lawrence's WhoaMance


















Do people still like jokes about Blossom?

-Paris Hilton's My New BFF


Paris Hilton would be the ultimate Bro! She's sexy, she's rich, and she's a media darling! In this show, MTV could put a bunch of girls and gay dudes in a mansion and let the drama fly! It would be awesome!
Oh, wait.