THE (possible) WORST NEW YEARS EVAR!!!

As you know, I only care about things that directly affect me or are related to pop culture. And in general, public radio is not one of the things I ever pay any attention to.

The coffee shop I go to every morning usually has WNYC playing. They never really talk about The Hills so I tend to ignore it.

Today, I went in, and the news is playing... I hear what I always do, which is pretty much:

"blah blah blah Madoff blah blah blah blah blah blah blah automakers blah blah blah blah Barack Obama blah blah blah blah Israel blah blah blah jobless rate blah blah blah wintry mix" until.... "blah blah blah VIACOM WILL PULL PROGRAMMING FROM TIME WARNER CABLE!!!!"


NO NO NO NO NO NO! Where will get our drams? Where will the kids get their Hannah Montana? WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE BISEXUAL TWIN MARKET???


Thanks for ruining Christmas, Time Warner Cable.