Best Cross-Over EVAR

So y'all remember Luke Perry? He used to be a dreamboat on 90210 and then he was in that episode of Family Guy. Wasn't he also in the original Buffy The Vampire Slayer? An imdb search reveals he was indeed... Also, he was apparently a voice on three episodes of Pepper Ann and one episode of Clone High The man has cred!

That reminds me that I haven't been to The Olive Garden in forevvvver!.
But enough about me, back to Luke Perry.

So Brenda Walsh and Kelly Taylor are laboriously written into the new 90210, but thus far there has been no sign of bad-boy Dylan... but he has been mentioned as the father of Kelly's son and the fact that Kelly is still in love with Dylan has been mentioned.... But last I saw him, Dylan was pretty busy helping to save humanity over in Jeremiah, a crappy Sci Fi series about a distopia in which everyone over "the age of innocence" was wiped out by "The Big Death". Not, so good, but kind of addictive.

I know Jeremiah ended years ago, but so did 90210's relevance... so why don't we make TV magic and put them together?

Here's my proposal: The Big Death comes to Beverly Hills, and kills everyone over the age of innocence (sorry Brenda and Kelly! You're too old!). Soon a bunch of sexy teenagers are running around without parents, looting Chanel and Dior, and having crazy sex and drug parties until Beverly Hills looks more like Compton. Jeremiah and Kelly's son steps in to save the day... hilarity ensues.

Now THAT would be a much better show.